This was the question from the beginning of the shift.  I walk into the bowling area, and there’s this woman sitting at the bar.  At least…I think she was a woman.  There were disagreements on this very topic all night long.  Half of the staff seemed to think she was a drag queen flirting with the bartender.  The other half say she was a woman.  I personally think she was a hermaphrodite.  That would explain the big ghetto ass and semi flat titties, but then we have the adam’s apple and the big muscular arms…

She wasn’t an ugly wo-man, he was just very built.  She had long brown hair, dark eyes, and a semi feminine voice.  By the end of my first hour on the shift, the busser/runner who pointed her out to me in the first place had brought almost all of the staff over to the bowling alley to get their opinions.  It ended up close to 50/50, with 2 of us saying it was “He-Ra”.  I think she had a scrotal sack along with her female parts.

It wasn’t so much a dead night for business as a dead night for tips.   People just weren’t leaving them tonight.  I had lots of lanes, just cheap asses.  I was stiffed by many many ghetto tables, and was in redneck hell for most of the night.

Mullets were the fashion statement of the night.  It was like Billy Ray Cyrus was there puking all over people.  I don’t understand how rednecks drink so much beer and then not leave a tip.  It’s astounding.

Not much more to say on the topic than that.  I’ll have a more interesting post either later tonight or tomorrow.  Till then,

Ribeye

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