Welcome everyone to another edition of The Round Table.  After a few weeks of not knowing who is hosting, I’m going to get it up for you this time.  I promise I’m working on a new hosting schedule.  Without further ado

Manuel at Well Done Fillet is one regular short this month…and realizes just how much it hits.  We all have those people.

Why would any of us want to open a restaurant, when we like the money we make on the floor?  I call shenanigans on that one.  We make shit on the floor compared to the restaurant owners!  Let’s find out what Bitter thinks the reasoning is for opening a restaurant.

I feel a strong love…deep in my soul right now…for the mighty Bitchy Waitress of At least call me “Miss”….  She’s done something that we all need to be doing, and that’s to defend Ribeye…I mean to educate the public when it comes to restaurant things!  I swear if I wasn’t gay I’d ask for her hand in marriage on that post.

Body language, everyone uses it.  We all have learned what most of it means.  Tony of Dine in or Take out recently made a “study” of body language on a couple of his tables, and the results are fascinating.

One of our newcomers, but by far not a new blogger, Ryan of I Serve Idiots is a favored place to be of many readers.  This past weekend, he tells of an experience he had with a group of Entitlement Junkies…the 18 year old birthday girl and her friends.  I hate them, you hate them, yet we’ve all been a part of those groups.  Is that perhaps why we hate them so much, because we made such fools of ourselves at one time?  He also has a very short post that I cannot help but to throw out there, about people who don’t know what they’re drinking.

Cigars are nasty.  They don’t taste good, they don’t smell good.  Even the highest classes of them are disqueeeeeesting if you want to know.  Snotty men smoke them, they must have developed a taste.  Restaurant Gal hates them too.

Now my teeth suck people, and they suck bad.  I was a moron.  But I was never stupid enough to put faux precious metal in my mouth and think it looked hot, like people that Upset Waitress and every other server has to look at.

Should we chase people who try to dine and dash?  Servers in California shouldn’t, at least not according to WaiterRant.net.  We might get shot at.

Lobster Boy of Red Lobster Blog is pining the decline of the Filet o’ Fish at McDonalds.  There’s no fish for those within Lent.  At least he’s making great money where he works.  Lent is very lucrative there.

Even in hotels, there are discount junkies.  At Feather or Foam, the discount junkies are evil and hateful little bastards.

Finally, here at RagingServer.com, I’m dealing with people who can’t read and who want to bitch about gratuity.  I hate them all, as anyone who has read my posts can tell….why can’t people just be civil?

Be sure to tune in next week for another edition of The Round Table.  I’m hoping I can get Bitter of Bitterwaitress to host next week, if Bitter has time.  Believe me, it’s a lot harder to find time to blog sometimes than you might think.

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