How are these teenage boys getting such huge collections of porn on their phones?

I had a trainee yesterday.  It was her last day of training so I had to follow her while she used my card to make my money and serve my guests.  She did a surprisingly great job, so I’m not worried about this one at all.  At any rate, she had a table yesterday, near the beginning of our shift.  It was two teenaged boys and their father.

We walked up to the table, and the teenagers backs were to us, neither would sit next to their dad.  As we walked up to the table, we figured out why.

These kids were looking at hordes of Boobies on a T-Mobil sidekick.  We’re talking, we stood there and watched for 5 minutes as they pretended to be texting, scrolling past one boobie after another.

Where the hell are these fucking kids coming up with porn collections like that?  When I was a kid, all I had was a magazine under my mattress and a couple of cheap videos that I’d brought home from my friend James’ house (aka, Mr. Ooze).  I did at one point have the original Debbie does Dallas.  It was also Hell trying to ever find a chance to watch any of said movies.  That these kids are bringing their porn out in public makes me sick!

Leave it at home!  Don’t put the titties on your phone, leave them under your mattress like a teenage boy is supposed to!

And that’s that…

Ribeye

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