Due to the fact that I got home from work at 5:30 last night and proceeded to pass out cold, this weeks poll results and Ghetto Names will be today. Sorry for the wait, but at least I managed to get a Round Table up for you all.
This most recent poll was inspired by our favorite Ranch Drinker in all the world, Springs1. This one’s for you “Biggun”.
- Yes, she’s a hateful ghetto woman that’s fat from Ranch injections (31%, 44 Votes)
- Springs is just a sad woman with OCD (23%, 33 Votes)
- She’s a wannabe server from DonutLand with a superiority complex (17%, 24 Votes)
- She’s a fat man hiding behind the internet trying to cause a stir with the masses (13%, 19 Votes)
- I’m Springs1 and I’m tired of sites like this making a mockary of my life (9%, 12 Votes)
- She’s a secret shopper for many restaurants who enjoys failing servers (4%, 5 Votes)
- She’s what she says she is, a 5′1 skinny as a rail happily married woman who has bad experiences when she goes out to eat and we should lay off of her. (3%, 4 Votes)
These results are leading me to wonder whether the original took the time to come here and vote between searching for herself and ordering sides of ranch to take from one restaurant to another (which, by the way, is not allowed in many restaurants.) No matter what she does, Springs always managed to bring me traffic with her ranting and raving.
Ghetto Names of the Week
Women: Teriquah
LaPreshis
RaYanda
Taleshia
Tanequa
Francia
Retonda
Walkeria
LoLetia
Latreec
Men: Demontrae
Danyall
Lakeeto
Well everyone, the women definately beat the men this week. Next ween, I plan to take down an even bigger list from work, and next week I plan to not lose it half way through the week.
Much Love Everybody!
Ribeye
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June 11th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Can we have a new option on the poll? Something along the lines of the law should be changed to 18. I voted for shouldn’t drink under 21 but honestly if we can send these kids off to war at 18 shouldn’t they be allowed to have a drink at their going away party?
June 12th, 2008 at 3:37 am
I have to admit that Springs1’s rantings were my guilty pleasure. Sort of like sneaking in the occasional Springer show or reading the Enquirer.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:50 am
I agree with Rhonda. If the government thinks that a kid is responsible enough to vote and go to war, he should be able to have a drink.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Quality stuff Ribeye, I especially like the ghetto names. @the other convo…They are halfway there, on some millitary bases the age is 18, its up to the base comander but its a step in the right directon. but then again do you really to give a bunch of 18 year old american suburbanites the ability to lower their inhibitions and judgement at their leisure?
June 12th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
whatever happened to Springs?