Donut guy here……..

Ain’t no way I could be a waiter. Not because I couldn’t handle difficult customers….it’s because I smoked my body weight in marijuana before I was 21 years old-I have a really shitty memory….I’d never remember everyone’s food orders.

I do however alway tip at least 20 % everytime I go out to eat unless the service is extremely bad. You get me my food, refill my drink once or twice and take my money when I am ready to go..blam-instant 20% tip.

I ain’t hard to please. If you’re a complete fuck up…I don’t tip you at all and I tell your manager why, but that rarely ever happens.

I’ve been out to eat and have overheard other customers just completely rag on their server. Guess what- if I was a sever and some customer tried to chew my face off, here’s what I’d do….I’d be nice.

Hell, I’d be so overly nice…..I’d be so goddamn nice you would be wondering what’s up and you’d be wondering if I teabagged your rolls and butter.

Yeah, so go ahead and be a dick the next time you go out to eat…don’t blame be if you find a pubic hair in your food.

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